Detroit welcome

Being met with violence as your first greeting with someone.

“And Archie awakens on the pavement to the Punisher giving him a classic Detroit welcome.” - “Everyone Wants to Kill Archie”, Huggbees

by ThatLinuxNerd September 18, 2025

A Detroit Sundae

When you go to use a public restroom to drop a deuce and realize you have to drop one an existing floater because the previous occupant failed to perform his or her flushing responsibility You have now created a Detroit Sundae. Flavors may vary on content. May be of any texture or color...

The toilet at WaWa was broken, so I had to make a Detroit Sundae.

by 2Chunks November 23, 2023

detroit android

where big creepy ass robots you can have the sexy times with try to take over the universe and want to become human with their fake ass skin.

Have you seen the detroit androids? Yeah man they taking over

by MacheteFFS June 11, 2018

Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.

Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025

Detroit Jacuzzi

A social event whereby a children's pool is filled with dirty tap water purging from
the stubs of stolen copper pipe and adults get and expell faltulence to heat the pool and create relaxing bubbles.

Matt found an old kiddie pool behind the crack house and filled it with water that was spewing out. All jumped in and went round-robin to pass gas to make Detroit Jacuzzi.

by Dbuzzkill September 28, 2017

that's some Detroit shit

Describing a building fire in which the structure is entirely engulfed in flames, making it an absolute fucking job.

Lmao I showed Alexandra the video from the auto body shop & tow truck fire and she goes “ that's some Detroit shit

by anonymous May 18, 2024

Detroit firefly

Similar to a texas firefly, except done with a cigarello, as instead of being skinny and white it's big and black

"Mark hit me with a detroit firefly the other day at the skatepark"

by @iwannajerkofs8n November 28, 2021