Dakota Kaiser

cutest fucker on the planet. suuuper great boyfriend. very good at kissing and cuddling. very smol and adorable. super good at cooking with impeccable music taste.

friend: who’s that

me: oh that’s my boyfriend Dakota Kaiser

by lovie:) June 12, 2018

dakotaism

A gacha tiktok who is called Dakota! A beautiful NOT. Human being!

Dakota is so cool ! Dakotaism on tiktok should have 9999 followers!

by Blake belladona February 26, 2021

dakota

some dumb idiot who simp for mario the god damn italian plumber

dakota wanna do games no am talking maria

by Robloxiansexdoll420 July 5, 2020

Dakota

Dakota is so sexy and incredible. no one should ever leave a Dakota. if you do, it is most likely you sit around in glen iris for the rest of your life regretting your decision because you must be a loser if you leave a Dakota. rip them because Dakota is super awesome and succeeding in life

a: where does someone who left a Dakota live
b: probably somewhere boring like glen iris

by Bianca_newyorkcity August 20, 2021

dakota

If you meet someone named Dakota, be their friend INSTANTLY. Dakota’s are kind, caring , and will love you until the day that you die. Even if they don’t tell you, they love you. They will give you handmade items that they took a month to make to show that they love you. They never say if you make them sad, so check up in them every once-in a-while. A Dakota makes you laugh and smile so hard that your face hurts. Dakotas are special (in a good way), but they don’t know it. They go through their own battles, yet somehow they always find time and strength to fight yours, too. Their jokes are literally the best. Their stories are the best. Their friendliness makes you become friends with them instantly. Dakotas are other halves, other siblings… Don’t ever let a Dakota go, they are not something you want to have in your life.

Dakota: It might not be good, but I made something for you.

Me: Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!! *I LOVE it*

by ItIsReallyMe May 25, 2025

North Dakota Snow Owl

Obtaining the drug Cocaine and pouring the powder into a Butthole. Once the powder is in the butthole allow someone to proceed to snort it from butthole. As the person or persons get close to snorting, FART. Covering the person or persons face with the cocaine. When they open their eyes after being covered they will now take the appearance of a North Dakota Snow Owl.

Bro.. you want a North Dakota Snow Owl??

by Seth Schuerings December 30, 2023

dakota and justina

Gay fuck

I just had a "Dakota and Justina" with Sam!!!!

by Lollzjjj March 20, 2016