A very Hoooot guy who is into anime and likes porn in their spare time. They also like to play video games.
Bro is that Dakota.
by WatrmelonGamer January 27, 2020

by Bshdjdjjfbdnc September 16, 2020

Dakota barnhouse is what you’d call a retarded white boy wanna be . He will try to tell you whatever you wanna hear to make himself look good.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
They often are often on social media starting drama with anyone and everyone. They are primarily found in crack houses and strip clubs throwing out money like they have it. However , they are often not even capable of supporting themselves much less there children. If you see a Dakota in the wild they are often harmless if your a man, but beware if your a female. A Dakota Barnhouse is known to severely beat on his spouses. Which is why they are often spotted by themselves.
by Wishaniggawood February 27, 2022

When performing the official sex position of South Dakota, you get your partner in doggie, Grab a can of Dip, pull out while spitting on her asshole, then insert your penis in her asshole and watch her growl like a grizzly bear.
by 420M@n360FU February 4, 2024

A sexy dark haired male that has a big pee pee, enjoys peanut butter, is sarcastic as hell, and occasionally smokes weed.
by duck spazumz May 20, 2018

A smart handsome man who loves to hunt, fish, and fight! Who can't watch a horror movie without a follow up Disney Movie! Loves wierd food, has an expensive personality! He can be sarcastic and charming at times, loves to torment people! He is not much of a people person but for some reason people love him! Natural born critter killer and 20/20 vision! He is a great buddy and best friend if you come across a Dakota don't let him fall through your hands he is a keeper!
by Tatum780 September 24, 2020
