silv curse

the silv curse is when you watch someones stories and their account suddenly turns private

x: i watched their story 2 hours ago and now their account is private
y: thats the silv curse

by silv88 June 10, 2023

Curses Multiply

All humans are cursed.
All curses multiply.
All curses stack.
Therefore, all curses multiply and stack for all humans.

Curses multiply for all humans. This is based on how often humans attempt to break the Law in whole, or in part — autonomously or in affiliation with the race, national or ethnic origin, colour, religion, age, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression, marital status, family status, genetic characteristics, disability or themselves or of others.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

Curses Stack

All humans are cursed.
All curses stack.
All curses multiply.
Therefore, all curses stack and multiply for all humans.

Curses stack for all humans. This is based on how often each individual human attempts to break the Law.

All deaths are final.

Bye, fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 22, 2023

The Curse of the Lorax

Someone who is cursed with eternal life until they figure out how to fix something they caused eons ago.

Dude you know that old man who lives up the road, Some say he has The Curse of the Lorax, Bro been alive since 1776.

by Big_Bongo June 24, 2023

Witches Curse

Witches are an abomination against God.

All bad Karma is ugly.
Some Karma is uglier than others.
Witches Curse karma is the worst.
Therefore, witches must also be the ugliest.

Law.

by TheOnlyGian June 28, 2023

CPP Curse

Since the bitches at Cal Poly Pomona and Pomona, in general, are in general so fucking mid the males attending or living near CPP are afflicted by the CPP Curse, the curse inflicts bronco vision and buffs ugly bitches stats. In layman's terms all since all the girls are so ugly at cpp a 4/10 normally would get bumped up to a 7/10. The curse also does not allow attractive women to join the school and hypes up ugly bitches leaving normally attractive males stuck with women way below their leagues.

Bro the CPP Curse strikes again, my homie fucked a mid white woman and was proud

by I-hate-fat-bitches February 27, 2023

Arcujo curse

Something bad always happens immediately after sex.

“Me and Ryan Reynolds fucked, then the power went out.”

“It sounds like you’ve been hit with the Arcujo curse.”

by gbc1969 February 27, 2023