Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

Camping Craig

Gay sex in a tent

Orgie of men having sex in a tent
Dosnt have to be in a tent

Would you like to do camping Craig tomorrow

by Campingcraig February 12, 2019

Camping

Often used in video games to describe the act of sitting in a corner like a saddo waiting for an unsuspecting soul to walk in front of your line of fire.

A very cheap way for inexperienced players to get kills. A good alternative to practise and getting better at the game.

Guy 1: "Dude why is that idiot sitting in a corner to get kills?"
Guy 2: "He's camping, it's the only way he knows how to play."
Camper: "xDDD u so bAd at the game loL"

by ohforthreetooone June 1, 2019

Cumpungilate

Cumpungilate is when she's working one of her 3. Holes trying to coax the cum outta ya balls

Damm Chester that bitch can cumpungilate on my cock all night

by Bills rv service August 8, 2019

Camping spice

That stuff that gets on your food when you’re camping and you drop it.

Jerry ate his hotdog, even though it was covered in camping spice.

by Shittles the teddy bear August 21, 2019

Camping

Can be fun and I am too insecure to admit I have no friends. I should go on my own but if anyone cares to join they are welcome.

Camping is a great way to sort differences.

by Barr8428 September 5, 2019

Camping

Camping is basically when you sit in one spot for the entire fucking match. You’d usually see it in most Call of Duty games. Besides Ghost, fuck Call of Duty Ghosts. Or you’d see it in battle royal games like Fortnite, which is gay as fuck. Anyway camping is fucking gay and we all hate it. Like how are you gonna spend $30-$60 on a game, just fucking sitting in one spot. Just stop camping.

Guy 1: Bro I broke my PlayStation the other day.
Guy 2: How?
Guy 1: Some camping ass kid kept killing me.
Guy 2: Oh I fucking hate campers.
Guy 1: Right, what’s the point of camping?

by Pvt.McPickles February 19, 2020