Crotch cake

When you drop your pancake on your crotch.

Damn! Dropped my pancake on my crotch, looks like I got a crotch cake.

Crotch cake by Hudson Beltboy July 11, 2018

Crotch nug 

Ball sack

Yeah, I fixed my dog. Cut his crotch nugs clean off.

Crotch nug by Names4Balls December 22, 2018

Crotch of the Driveway

A very special, dark place where 2 worlds converge... Concrete Driveway and crawl space drainage. Jock strap optional.

H likes to pressure wash the crotch of the driveway. Gotta keep the nether regions clean.

Crotch of the Driveway by Farmdog1996 December 24, 2018

crotch crippler

When a Male is getting rode by a BBW and she begins to chicken wing ride that D and your pelvic region becomes shattered and or displaced/dislodged. Which would make her a Crotch Crippler.

Man with this BBW and she tried to "crotch crippler" me man but I wasn't getting on bottom

crotch crippler by Tyrone Lee yokishima March 8, 2019

Crotch cradle 

Another name for panty liners.

Bella doesn't like the word panty, so her mother calls panty liners "crotch cradles" instead.

Crotch cradle by Gabby Pamtry March 12, 2019

Crotch Wrinkle 

Noun. When the moose knuckle has a camel toe, or the roll of material between the gargantuan labia and a hoes thigh.

Adjective. Used to describe an oblivious and obvious moron.

“Did you see the crotch winkle on that fat bitch? I could spit fuck that all day long!”

“Bruh, you’re about as subtle as a crotch wrinkle!”

Crotch Wrinkle by rvrgrl March 21, 2019

Crotch Taco 

1. Noun: a slang, descriptive name for the vagina

Looking across the pool I could tell she had a beautiful crotch taco underneath her bikini bottoms.

Crotch Taco by jagerhall August 8, 2019