Crap on a cracker

1) (conj) An expression of frustration due to an unfair or unlucky situation.

2) (n) A blatant or obvious lie.

ex 1

Crap on a cracker! I think I lost my car keys again!


ex 2

James: Dude, your girlfriend is cheating on you.

Bob: Come on man, that's crap on a cracker.

by Skiierboy17 February 25, 2009

orange crackers

Crackers that are orange, typically a very bright unnatural orange. A tasty treat but tastes like chemicals.

Can I get the orange crackers?

Why? They taste like shit.

Yeah that’s the point.

by Possibly autistic April 22, 2023

Matzo crackers

A derogatory term about Jewish people....Matzo because they are Jewish....Crackers because they are white....

The matzo crackers over there want more challah bread....

by Happy Bunny March 25, 2021

Pocket Cracker

A white (cockasian) male who has gained wealth through his father (daddy’s money)

Johnathon: “Hey Connor, nice squatted truck”
Connor: “Thanks, I’m a pocket cracker”

by Slight_Mistake August 26, 2021

Cracker Player

A white girl who can get anything she wants but won't commit to anything.

Stop lying , you cracker player!

by sixty six and no more March 3, 2021

Cracker Macking

Cracker - slang word referring to a white person
Macking - the process of flirting with the opposite gender at different social gatherings: party, bar, etc.

When you're a non-Caucasian minority person in an area, be it on an island, in a city, or at any place, and you find yourself surrounded by lots of white people, and you want to go flirt with/hit on them.

Refers to the act of going out to flirt with women who are Caucasian.

Yo, it's Friday night and lots of girls out. Let's go cracker mackin'.

Time for some cracker macking!

I'm gonna go cracker mack tonight. You wanna come along?

I was in the middle of cracker macking last night, and this really hot asian chick walked in the room. I was sold!

by Tristan321 February 5, 2015

Cracker Jill

A Cracker Jill is a racist woman who beats or lynches of other races.

Once apon a time there was a cracker jill name was Jill. She only like people of her own race one day she seen a woman of a different color that piss her off. So she decided to give her a whooping but she got whooped instead.

by Hippie Slayer1 October 14, 2022