Cotton eye joe fingers

A common term for someone who takes/deals suspicious substances, typically cocaine, and thus has residue on their hands or body.

Bro! You've got cotton eye Joe fingers, go wash your hands!

by weriddreamer November 20, 2018

cotton headed ninny muggin

a mean mean word used at the north pole with the elves
but your not a cotton headed ninny muggin!

buddy the elf.. whats your favorite color?

Buddy the elf is not a cotton headed ninny muggin.

by kkkkkttttttttt December 18, 2007

Storm the cotton gin

To cut ones hair into the shape of a pineapple latte

Hey bro want me to storm the cotton gin for you today

by Dunkindildos March 22, 2021

cotton headed niggy muffin

an adjective descirbing one that is a useless dumb jerk

" i can't do anything right, i'm just a cotton headed niggy muffin"

by hncjo094 February 5, 2009

satan's cotton little finger

The religious way to say tampon.

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

by Chocolate Chip Coder November 29, 2017

walking in two o'clock cotton

a phrase that refers to the state of drunkeness where one seems to be stumbling in a cotton field at two o'clock in the morning.

"Oh, my, God! Briana took so many tequila shots she's walking in two o'clock cotton!"

by immaculate_paint September 8, 2005

Cotton Headed Ninny Dick

Taken from the christmas movie 'Elf'. A 'Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins was one of the lowest forms of insult, it's meant to cause offence. A term adapted to 21st century language.

"God, she's such a COTTON HEADED NINNY DICK"

by Jojo92 December 15, 2011