Cooper

Owner of a large lube franchise
Covered under the F.B.I cooper will take dead bodies and turn them into lube in his lube factory

Gay man1: hey did you bring the lube?
Gay man2: nah I forgot. Let me buy some
Gay man 1: I heard cooper sells lube for 20$ a gallon
Gay man2:That’s a bargain!

by Bostoncreampies March 19, 2024

Cooper Blanchard

A boy with light brown hair and blue eyes and a ugly face and picks his nose. A huge baseball fan but he also probably secretly likes boys too but I am whateves I don't judge.

ME: I like you
Cooper Blanchard: Go fuck yourself!
ME: Go fuck YOURSELF your the gay one

by MadGirl101 December 14, 2017

Cooper

A fat shit

This dog Cooper is so fat

by PeenGang101 October 31, 2020

Cooperate

To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately

Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS

by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024

Cooper Cooper

For people that can't spell Cooper once For people that can't spell Cooper once

Cooper Cooper is is not not very very good good at at life life

by YAYMANYAY February 4, 2022

cassie cooper

; a girl who is dating jacob sartorius in her imagination. she is a mega fangirl but only for Jacob. she is blonde and acts like it too.

“Jacob posted, let’s go see if Cassie Cooper commented on his picture”

by wedontlikecassie123 December 21, 2018

cooper

cooper is a guy with no ass at all. coopers go for the worst footy teams and are terrible at many sports and activities like footy, basketball and more. coopers have an extremely bad taste in food.

oh do you know that cooper guy?
yeah he had such a bad taste in food

by absolute goat August 31, 2021