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Nonversation 

A nonversation occurs when someone talks to you (most commonly on a social networking site or via text) about something you don't care about and can't really answer back to.

If you're ever in the situation where someone is talking AT you and your brain says "I don't actually care" then you're in a NONversation!
Facebook/Skype/text pop-up...

Person A: Hey guess what
You: What?
Person A: I got a new phone!
You: Cool
Person A: Yeah its really good and now I can connect to wi-fi its really great I've downloaded some apps and its the best thing ever.
You: Cool...
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Your brain: Dude you're in a nonversation, get out now!
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You: Yeah so I'm going out now talk later
Nonversation by Dunkotron4000 March 30, 2013
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convertational 

Pretending to start a friendly discussion but then becoming hostile and challenging.
She was smiling when we sat down but after a drink got all convertational about the break-up.

Conorsation 

1. (v.) is a stimulating conversation held with a male
2. a conversation over status' on facebook
Conor:I want your vagina
Bridget: I want your Penis
Conor: Lets have sex
Bridget: Okay!

Bridget: OMG sarah I had the best conorsation with conor!
Conorsation by chimichangintia December 18, 2008

codeversation 

A conversation revolving around code, or coding standards. This can often get heated and involved, if you're passionate enough about code.

Often it will involve the exchanging of code samples to prove points.
"Jeff and I had a long codeversation today about the occasions in whether or not "==" was just used for conditionals or not. It took a while but we got to the bottom of it."
codeversation by thethp October 29, 2009

Habit Conversion 

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important
Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

Conversating 

I was conversating with Chris last night about the evening news.

conversational fore-play

When someone wants to talk to you but instead of getting to the point, they skirt around the issue by talking about other, less important things. Also when there is a big point to make, but you are nervous and can't get right into the big point without telling a meaningless story or two.
My Boss: Well, Kevin, I wanted to talk to you today. Please sit down.
Me: Is there a problem Jesse?
My Boss: Not really, but how are you doing today Kevin?
Me: I'm doing fine I guess. But what was it you wanted to talk to me about?
My Boss: Don't worry, we'll get to that. First, I want to tell you about when I started with the company ten years ag-
Me: Look Jesse, I have a lot of reports to run, so if you don't mind cutting out the conversational fore-play, and let's talk business?

(Actual conversational foreplay with my boss)