Quality Control 

A way to weed out anything bad in a selection of things.
Something that Urban Dictionary does not have.

That's why definitions like Ifyouarereadingthis are still up.

Man, kids do not have quality control!

Quality Control by Bidet 2005 January 5, 2022

ThE CoNtrOL 

To preform "the control" one must go to kick somebody, but at the last moment you stop. It is CRUCIAL that the "attacking" party then says "the control". it generally is tradition that both parties start to laugh as not many can be funnier.

(be aware that most people that preform "the control" generally have some kind of mental challenge).

HW: hey "preforms the controll."
Ep: aaaaa noo, oh hahahahahaha.
HW: hahahaha im so funny

ThE CoNtrOL by PeekingDuck March 22, 2022

Gun Control 

An Anti-Rights idea made by tyrants and spread by other tyrants which turns law abiding citizens into criminals at the drop of a pen

“These new gun control laws aren’t going to work we need to infringe more rights” - a tyrant, probably

Gun Control by Psiononpsychotics May 27, 2022

remoat control 

Refers to da capability of raising and lowering a castle's drawbridge from a separate locale, without having to actually be right near said tiltable ramp to haul in da chains or let them out.

Sharp-eyed enemy archers or musketeers could quite possibly pick off a knight who was attempting to crank up a drawbridge manually, so having said vital operation be remoat controlled would be a lot safer, since said operator would not have to place himself in such "direct" harm's way while performing said attacking-army-thwarting task.

remoat control by QuacksO May 30, 2022

GROUND CONTROL TRAP 

when your DICK gets caught in the UNREAL ENGINE.

Get real JACK as you are not going to conceive of anything imaginable by being inside the GROUND CONTROL TRAP and if you tell me otherwise, you are a MAJOR ASSH0LE I swear for arguing with me regarding your conceptions.

GROUND CONTROL TRAP by DISTRAUGHT May 31, 2022

Birth control relationship 

When a girl only dates guys beneath her because the birth control she's on has her hormones so fucked up that she's attracted to the pheromones of weak, feminine men. These relationships typically end after the girl stops taking birth control as she discovers how naturally repulsed she is of her sissy bf after the fact.

Similar to "chocolate-covered raisin" relationships. You could put chocolate on anything — caramel, marshmallows, peanut butter, etc — putting it on a raisin is just insulting.

"Why is she dating that guy? He must be really funny, have a lot of money or a big donkey dick."

"No he's a loser, it's a birth control relationship."

Birth control relationship by derp216 September 6, 2022

gun control 

The most retarded I thing I have ever heard of

"there should be more gun contr-" *smack*
"what is your thoughts on gun control?" *smack*
"daddy, what's gun control?" YOU WILL NOT EVER SPEAK THOSE WORDS UNDER THIS ROOF UNLESS YOU ARE MAKING FUN OF IT OR INSULTING IT.

gun control by GhostRepellent November 15, 2022