Digital Coma

The state of being completely oblivious to anything or anyone around you while Facebooking, texting or other digital activities.

Babe, you can get off your knees I came like a half an hour ago. Oh Christ your in a Facebook digital coma aren't you!

by PreMedB May 24, 2011

Commercial Coma

Commercial Coma-

It happens when you are watching a show/movie, and it goes to commercial break. You soon forget what show/movie you were watching.

Mark: Hey, what, uh, what's the show we're watching?

John: Dude, we're watching Family Guy.

Mark: Uh, really? Are you sure?

John: Someone's got a serious case of commercial coma...

by PandaHumor August 1, 2011

ghetto comandments

the comandments set forth by the trap him self freaknizzle, to be a G, respect ur woman-ladies, party hard, and blueberry vodka is the choice of the KINGS!!!

to be a great rapper u should always follow the ghetto comandments.

by Freaknizzle August 16, 2011

oxford coma

When you drink a liter of vodka before you say the word "and."

I totally went into an Oxford coma at that party last night.

by Idontposthere July 11, 2016

Super Bowl Coma

When one eats so much junk food and watches so much football that they develop coma-like behavior.

Symptoms may include:
Lying on the floor, yelling incomprehensible words at the T.V.,

and not responding to any stimulation from others.

The only cure for Super Bowl Coma is to sleep it off.

Sorry I wasn't at school on Monday, I was in a major Super Bowl coma from the Sunday game.

by stixandstonz661 February 26, 2011

Comanche head piece

A performance that usually fallows sexual intercourse of some kind; A male with an erect Comanche creates a live monument atop his vocally excited partners head.

SSG Chappell fucked a bitch’s rectum so long that she could not stop screaming, he erected a Comanche head piece oh her in triumph.

by Gabriel A Brown November 9, 2008

christmas coma

noun: When one is overjoyed at break from work/school and presents from christmas holidays, therefore does no work whatsoever and just lounges around with presents. Can be abbreviated to 'chroma'; a person in this state is defined as 'chromatose'.

Person 1: Where's Sam? I haven't seen him all day.
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He's in a christmas coma.

by MrrrH December 16, 2009