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Celine Dion is a very bad lip sync performer.
Every body sees when Celine Dion lipsyncs- the sound is impossible for her to make because of her overbite.
by Susie Summers December 29, 2006
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Colonel Sanders

A West Australian science teacher (Mr Sanders) that had an unimaginably dry sense of humour. His attire consisted of one similar to a 1970's porn star - brown afro hair, skin tight short shorts and a handle-bar moustache. With his wire-framed glasses and pomigramit complexion, he instilled fear in the hearts of many lower-school Rossmoyne children with his constant threat of "yard duty".

His legend also extends to the kindness afforded to young female students who were moved to the front benches, particularly the blonder, bustier ones.
Tyler: *daydreaming while looking out the window*
Colonel Sanders: "Tyler, what are you doing?"
Tyler: "I'm just looking out the window watching the leaves blow around in the wind."
Colonel Sanders: "How would you like to watch the rubbish blow around.....WHILE YOU DO YARD DUTY!"
by "Pij", "Cock" & "Bac'cie" January 1, 2009
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Celine Dion

A amazingly great singer who stooped as low as marrying her granddad after he made her famous.
Person 1:"Hey who is that old dude Celine Dion is with all the time?"
Person 2:"Oh that dude, she has been with him since she was nine years old, he loves watching his woman develop."
by Pinky Cat December 2, 2011
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Colonel Sanders

When a guy blows his load on his partner's face (male or female) leaving a white mustache and goatee.
The dude ripped off the rubber and blew his load on her face, leaving her with a Colonel Sanders!
by JustMac July 23, 2008
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Colin Farrell

Great Actor plays in S.W.A.T best movie Ever.
jessica and jill think colin is so hot.
by JiM March 11, 2005
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Colonel Sanders

A colonel sanders is really when you take peice of fried chicken (usually a drumstick), and use it on a girl as a dildo. Thats just the simple version. to make it a true colonel sanders you have to share the peice of chicken when your done. yummmmmmmmmm
Me and this girl did a colonel sanders last night. It tasted GrrrrrrEAT!!
by that guy January 27, 2005
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Colintastic

The Act In Which Your as Fantastic as Colin<3
Oh Dude that Was Like..So Colintastic
or Man your wayyy Colintastic
by Sammycakes September 17, 2008
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