Coltrain

Another word for noob or hardtard (or ardtard).

Well I think we know who the new Coltrain of the group is...

How did you drop that pass?! That was such a Coltrain move.

by Dommerlodeon November 11, 2006

Coleman

A totally brokeback asshole.
He thinks he can DJ, but he can't. His friends just use him for the free stuff. He likes to lie...God hates him. He's a fungly, shrimpy, ginger, that has to pay friends to stay with him.
He will never get laid.

Dude! If you want the ladies to want you, don't be such a COLEMAN!

by Lori Bo Bori August 29, 2008

Cooleraymous

Something really cool or awesome.

"Dude, im going to see the white stripes."

Cooleraymous.

by Nico Mahsina September 1, 2008

colesabados

an extrmely annoying person

person 1: hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

person2: god your such a colesabados

by dasfl;'sfad January 16, 2010

Colorado Tune up

The act of fixing a car by basically pointing it in a direction and driving it as far as possible in one sitting. This is meant to stretch the legs of the car, and honestly if something is going to break it's going to be during a 500 mile road trip.

My check engine light came on so I decided to give it a Colorado Tune up and drove it 500 miles straight and it went off.

My car was in a bad way so I gave it a Colorado tune up and ended up stranded on the side on I-70.

by Thing21 August 14, 2012

Coloradans

Coloradans are people who live or lived in Colorado. We are constantly told that we have accents when we really don’t. Are used to large amounts of snow and never understand when school is canceled for the tiniest amount. Wear short sleeves in winter, and even though we don’t like it sometimes we are very used to the cold weather. Laugh when people talk about skiing on what they call “mountains” when we ski on the Rocky Mountains. Get so annoyed when people say “colo-raw-do” when it is “colo-rah-do” and are made fun of just for saying it right. Are treated like they are their own isolated people group and people act like we are from the country side. And just cuz we are from Colorado doesn’t mean you have to roast us for wearing a broncos shirt, we get it. their bad.

“oh sorry i guess coloradans don’t know how to do that my bad”

by idontrememberasking January 28, 2020

Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.

Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...

by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012