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Coined

Newly originating to mean you have 'coined' an idea.
But now similarly emphised by crooks.
A term that is used, to describe a personal gain of someone else.
'Leave your window open and your coined'
Some one has just had an idea to target your monies, if using his new idea, your coined.
by Big Tommy T April 4, 2009
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coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes
TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"
by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004
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Coinage

Coinage is to guys as cleavage is to chicks. Guys have big money, girls have big boobs.
Girl: Whoa, eric has some major coinage!

Guy: Dude, Check out Cindys cleavage! theres like no gap!
by run4urmony February 27, 2011
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Punani Cointoss

When exotic dancers open their legs for you to throw your coins into their poon as tips. Often, as a funny/mean trick, one might coat the coins with an exciting new STD, preferably aids to add to the ho's collection. In some countries they hold Punani Cointoss Olympics.
After a long night of working at the club, Shanikwa felt a burning sensation coming from her poon. "Ah damn nigga, I must have caught an STD from that wild game of Punani Cointoss!... It was worth it...Nigga"
by CockBlocker November 21, 2004
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coinbird

N. The last thing Frencho German ninjas see befor they die.
Oh shitzor that Coinbirds about to own me.
by Anonymous March 25, 2003
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coinkeedink

Its like a coincidence plus the added joy of finding money in your winter jacket.
Its such a coinkeedink that our birthdays are on the same day! imma go buy a fedge-o!
by imnobody March 14, 2013
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Coiner

The opposite of a no-coiner. A coiner is someone who believes in cryptocurrencies and actively holds and trades Bitcoin (BTC), Ethereum (ETH) or any other digital currency. They are versed in the crypto world and follow closely the movement of markets and the latest crypto news and trends.
My friend: Is this cryptocurrency worth investing in?
Me: I don't know, let's ask a coiner.
by ChubbyTiger April 1, 2022
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