An early-morning toke; wake-n-bake. What a stoner will have in the morning, in lieu or with the black stuff. Having the right blend of green coffee is sure to jolt you up and set you off for a mellow morning.
Dude 1 Dude, that bitch is so fucking cranky in the morning. How do you tolerate it?
Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.
Dude 2 Sneak in some green coffee before brushing the teeth and I'm good to go.
by surfer--- April 15, 2008
Get the green coffeemug. by Givethecash May 6, 2009
Get the Coffee Rollmug. A cheap substitute for coffee, taking away the insomnia and lovely hyperactivenass that defines the beverage. Do not support this blasthemeous liquid.
by slightlynutty1 April 9, 2012
Get the decaf coffeemug. A: "Susan, where have you been? The boss has been calling you"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"
Susan: "I was having a Coffee h2h with B"
A: "Huh?"
Susan: "Ohh a heart to heart conversation during the coffee break"
by NonSen November 25, 2009
Get the Coffee h2hmug. verb : the act of having so much coffee that you sweat thru your deodorant and ultimatly thru your shirt leaving the foul odor of body odor and coffee
john was so tired this morning he had an entire pot of coffee, by lunch time you could see he coffee burned thru his shirt
by shortangryjew March 12, 2009
Get the coffee burnedmug. 99% of the coffee sold at Starbucks.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.
Bitch coffee is any coffee drink that is not black. Coffee with cream and sugar is bitch coffee. Coffee with milk or anything in it is bitch coffee. Mochas and lattes are as bitchiest as they get.
Jake orders a cup of coffee. Brad does the same.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.
Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.
Once their coffees are done, Brad proceeds to add cream and sugar to his. Jake, however, starts drinking his BLACK.
Brad: Dude, aren't you going to put anything in your coffee?!
Jake: Nah. I don't drink bitch coffee.
Brad: That's hardcore.
Jake: yeah.
by hellomimoto August 16, 2010
Get the bitch coffeemug. Office code for sex and spending the night with a new love interest. Derived from, "stayed the night...we made coffee in the morning."
Coworker 1: "Elizabeth, How was your date last night?"
Coworker 2: "It was GOOOOOOD :)"
Coworker 1: "Did you make coffee?"
Coworker 2: "ummmm...Yeah"
Coworker 1: "So was it gooooood?"
Coworker 2: "It was GOOOOOOD :)"
Coworker 1: "Did you make coffee?"
Coworker 2: "ummmm...Yeah"
Coworker 1: "So was it gooooood?"
by danielizabethlily January 15, 2008
Get the Make Coffeemug.