Windmill Cock

When your cock is so long that you can spin it around, and can give your house electricity.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see John's windmill cock?
Guy 2: Yeah man, hes making use of that non-renewable energy

by dolphinsfaninwa November 1, 2016

emo cock sucker

When you're cutting yourself while sucking the cock of another guy
I mean, it's self explanatory

Stop being such an emo cock sucker b****!

by Tylard April 17, 2017

Stella Cock

When you drink that much Stella Artois lager that it becomes impossible to get an erection. Very embarrassing when you take a female home.

Christy " I'm feeling proper horny tonight "

Steve " I am too but i've got a serious case of Stella cock, it's not gonna happen tonight"

by Braddo May 25, 2017

d cock

the man

hey there goes d cock!

by Sssssssaddkjdsjalkjf4D June 5, 2017

daddy cock

when the cock is just too daddy

alex: how was your night?
ava: gr8 m8, i got hella daddy cock

by shrek lookin ass June 7, 2018

Cleveland cock gobbler

One who can effortlessly open their throat and swallow down a cock while simultaneously rolling there tongue along with fluttering the throat which then produces the sound of a turkey gobbling

She was known around parma as the best Cleveland cock gobbler There was

by Jnasty praise money June 13, 2018

Cockis (Cock ees)

Hilarious thing to call khakis when wearing no underwear.

Carl... Dude when I farted I accidentally sharted so I had to ditch my undies.

Max... Sounds like those those khakis became Cockis (Cock ees)

by Ofresh February 22, 2019