Club Cow

Obese individuals lumbering through the warehouse club grazing on free samples in search of a Costco Lunch.

Jim: Did you make it to Costco today?
Chris: Yea, I had to navigate around the Club Cows clogging the aisles feasting on Biscuit Bites and Beef Jerky.

by HowMuchForTheRibs May 24, 2022

Pro clubs

A game mode in fifa that honestly makes you feel the need to boot 2 incest Down syndrome dwarfs down a flight of stairs just to stay sane.

When a Curtis has the ball in pro clubs you want to strangle the life out of his body.

by Your fat mother lol May 25, 2022

King of Clubs

Good father, loyal husband. The provider, master of all arts.
The best dick you can get smashed by.

Victor is such a king of clubs! He's dancing in every club i see him! Look the size of his hands

by Blackroseswif December 23, 2021

Sardine Club

When you and your friend fuck two different girls in the same room, at the same time. It's all business, no bullshit. You go in piss drunk with two absolute sluts (preferably from a different college) and each horny couple gets on a bed. They all have sweaty loud sex and create a cloud of musty badussy that resembles the smell of cracking open a smelly sardine can. Finally, you pass out naked knowing you might have seen your homies cock and balls. Extra credit is awarded if one of the guys is not your roommate and just obliterated your roommates' sheets with genital fluids. Only a real ass boss is a member of the sardine club.

All the bitches at GW want to be a part of the sardine club.

by EthanYoung69 November 2, 2021

Club Adultery

Club Adultery is the worst form of adultery on the plant, this version does not involve cheating on a girlfriend, wife, or fiancé. It mean you have cheated on your one true love, your Favourite football club. This should be punishable by death but unfortunately the UK legal Authorities do not recognise what is regarded as an ‘immoral capital offence’

Kyle just bought a Ranger T-shirt as a Celtic fan thats ‘Club Adultery’

by Hiya kid November 9, 2021

Club Murph

A gay organization where many men jerk each other off and do each other up the butt. The ring leader is also Tim Murphy. They also compare the size of there small packages.

Im going to Club Murph today.

by Tim Murphy January 8, 2005

FML club

A group of miserable fucks, who are still classy and regal, that fail at everyday attempts in life. Often resulting in mutual drinking and bitching about how bad thier lives suck ass.

Friend one "Hey man, whats up? "
Friend two "my life fucking sucks."

Friend one "HAHA, your a fucking failure!"
Friend two "no shit man."
Friend one "Join the FML club"

by El Choam September 28, 2010