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Black Cock Pound

A homosexual pornographic parody of Black Hawk Down, starring Ben Ass-lick and Josh Hard-nips.
I went to a stag shop to rent a porno to rent a full length movie such as "E.T. - Extra Testicle" or "Black Cock Pound".
by Leonardo Gambino March 9, 2009
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black cock whore

A woman who does anything and everything for black cock
A woman who takes black cock in all three orifices in a 24 hour period is a black cock whore
by Hotwifeloverr August 8, 2015
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cockblocking roommate

Somebody who never leaves the room whenever you could fulfill your sexlife. This kind of people disrespect your privacy needs either because they don't give a fuck about you or just simply being an asshole.
"Dude I picked up that hot chick yesterday but I couldn't bang her "
"How comes? "
"'Cause my prick cockblocking roommate were staying in the room all time again, it was the 3rd time he ruined my sexlife "
by theRiko June 23, 2016
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cockblocktail

An alcoholic beverage that is offered by a third party to the person with whom you are hoping to have sex that results in that person passing out or otherwise becoming too inebriated to have sex.
I was definitely going to have sex with Katie tonight, and then Dave and Mike bought her a cockblocktail and she passed out in the corner.
by fredcasa April 3, 2011
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Crockblock

(n) Refusal of contact with an individual based solely on the fact that they are wearing Crocks (tm).
Check out that guy's shoes! What a total crockblock.

She was really cool until she crockblocked me with those shoes.
by Randy&Penni July 23, 2013
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black cock

poo, shit, crap, feces, excrement
Q: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

A: To look for black cock!
by Barack_Obama April 17, 2008
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Cockblock Swoop and Snatch

When a guy is attempting to spit game and you interject in the conversation, and spit superior game, thus stealing the female for youself.

Making the other guy look like an Asshat.
Wow, Shawn just failed again. Tim totally just Cockblock Swoop and Snatched that girl.
by XanderALX March 11, 2009
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