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Cleveland Pie

Goldfish, Mozzarella cheese, Pepper, and garlic salt spread on a plate microwaved for 1 minute. Enjoy a steaming Cleveland Pie. Commonly enjoyed by the people of Cleveland, Ohio, often being served as a side dish in many Cleveland based restaurants, with a garnish of cilantro and a side of sour cream. Usually drank with bottled water.
"I am eating a succulent steaming Cleveland Pie... Mmm!"
by jamesky January 5, 2022
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Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
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Cleveland Screamer

When she's expecting the guy to give her a Cleveland Steamer on her chest, but instead he shits in her mouth and covers it with his hand so she can't spit it out
"So she asked me if I could give her a Cleveland Steamer, and being the type to exceed expectations, I turned it up a notch and let her have the Cleveland Screamer!"
by Steven P. French July 30, 2024
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Grover Cleveland

You know Trump is going to try and pull a Grover Cleveland in 2024, and undermine Biden the entire time he's in office if you're realistic about it.
Trump disappeared for a while and reappeared in 2024, he's trying to pull a Grover Cleveland.
by Solid Mantis December 16, 2020
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Cleveland

Cleveland is a chill type of guy
by Jordan calls November 23, 2021
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Cleveland Calzone

To roll a slice of pizza up. Insert it into an anus and proceed eat it out of someone's ass.
Stacy asked for a Cleveland Calzone tonight but I didn't have a Digiorno in the freezer.
by Christ Spencer March 28, 2025
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Cleveland Squirter

A Cleveland Squirter is similar to the Cleveland Steamer, except in the previous 24hrs prior the the act you consume only liquids.
The Squirtie lies on their back as the Squirter assumes the necessary squatting position and proceeds to expel their bowel, while simultaneously flicking their fingers back in forth in a furious motion. Thus creating the Cleveland Squirter effect and showering the Squrtie in a brown rain, similar to standard Squirt just with shit.
by Slug1 April 18, 2021
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