cleveland accordion

This is best done when your woman is caught in the throes of passion and is utterly oblivious to what you’re about to do. You kneel over your woman who is lying down on her back. You beat off on your own, quietly shitting on her knees. Then, you come all over her face and suddenly slam her knees and face together like an accordion.

we tried something new i gave her a cleveland accordion

by fucksauce March 20, 2024

Cleveland Taco

When you dookie in a coochie and eat it out.

"Hi, Sarah! You can see I'm in Cleveland, you can see I have a taco. Put them together, whattaya got? A Cleveland Taco"

by dog kisser January 9, 2021

cleveland compromise

The Cleveland Compromise consists of four joints, running a geeb, and taking two green bowl bong rips followed by a .2mg dab all in a sitting. The iconic act is becoming a mainstay in the 4/20 routines of dedicated rippers.

Yo dunc, I just ripped a cleveland compromise, time to bump Down by the River

by Savery17 April 17, 2021

Cleveland Curveball

To throw or pitch ones fecal matter at an unsuspecting bystander.

"Hold my beer, gonna give the next person that walks by a cleveland curveball"

by ( * ) August 1, 2017

Van Cleveland Event

Honest Bullshit

She was beautiful. Honstly not bullshiting. Bitch was Van Cleveland Event?

by Van Cleveland February 7, 2019

Cleveland Threesome

When a mother continues breast feeding while having sex with her lover.

“There’s only so much space in this trailer…”

“What is that, a Cleveland Threesome?”

by -=AK=- August 7, 2022

Cleveland

having an unbased opinion

dang, he has a Cleveland right about now

by user29574737 February 28, 2022