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Jamaican Christmas Tree

Instead of a regular Christmas tree, a Jamaican Christmas Tree is actually a marijuana plant.
Dude, you've got the biggest Jamaican Christmas Tree I've ever seen!
by Laingbang December 15, 2012
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Boomerang Christmas Card

A Christmas card you only receive because you first sent a Christmas card to the sender and the sender has now been guilted into sending a card to you. Boomerang Christmas cards often arrive after Christmas has already passed.
You received a Christmas card from the Collins family - wow, that's impressive!" "No biggie, it's just a Boomerang Christmas Card because they received our card last week.
by IndySparkPlug January 4, 2011
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Christmahanakwanzakuh

not a holiday, sopossedly christmas hanakuh and kwanza combined, people say it in a greeting in fear they might offend someone by saying the wrong holiday, its on a cell phone commercial...
Happy christmahanakwanzakuh!!(i dont know what you celebrate)
by i hate this word December 7, 2005
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Half christmas

The day honoring the halfway point until christmas, generally June 25. Often celebrated with excessive drinking.
Steve: hey Paul, June 25! It's Half Christmas! Let's get fucked up, because we have to be modest on Christmas!
Paul: sure, I'll get the beer!
by Mistalazer June 5, 2011
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christmas tree

a pine tree that you put in your house on christmas hovering between life and death until your brats open their presents and you throw the tree out. You then find pine needles all over the house for 6 months.
I always buy a cheap (christmas) tree.
by Kyle White December 29, 2003
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Christmahanukkwandiwalstice

A combination of Christmas (Christianity), Hanukkah (Judaism), Kwanzaa (Pan-Africanism), Diwali (Hinduism) and the Winter Solstice (other/none); a general term for holidays in December. More politically correct than Christmahanukkwanzaa, Christmahanukkwanztice and Christmakkah, but less politically correct than Christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstice (Christmas + Hannukah + Kwanzaa + Ramadan + Diwali + Solstice) and Christmahanukkwanzadandiwalstiledos (all that with Kaledos tacked onto the end for those Lithuanian reconstructionists).
Me: Happy/Merry Christmahanukkwandiwalstice!
Normal Person: What the hell?
by AgnosticRocker January 11, 2008
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Christmahanakwanzayule

An even more multi-cultural version of Christmahanakwanzakah, so as not to exclude the Pagans who celebrate Yule.
(Christmas) (Hanukkah) (Kwanza) (Yule) All rolled into one big celebration.
Alice: Merry Christmahanakwanzayule!
Bob: Huh?
Alice: Well, I don't know which holiday you celebrate, and I didn't want to offend you.
Bob: Oh. Merry Christmahanakwanzayule to you too!
by Zak Zennii August 1, 2006
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