choadenitus

the condition of having a choad.

dude: hurry up and keep jerking!
chick: i cant get a good grip!
dude: i told you i have choadenitus!

by im-not-real August 29, 2010

Choadstroker

Any person who claims he/she is better than someone, when the are know to not be.

STFU Choadstroker

by Manny1223 October 13, 2010

Chodallini

To insert your chode into a steaming hot plate of tortellinis. Then you should have a string tortellinis on your chode. You then insert you penis into either a guy and a girls mouth (your preference) and have them eat you.

Joe just had an amazing chodallini last night. It tasted very good, but then it started bleeding because I bit too hard.

by A Vegan December 24, 2010

chodacious

Big, Hairy, Sweaty Ball Sack...A.K.A. some asshole in COD that got shit on.

Player 1: "Wow man, your so chodacious that it's embarrasing."
Player 2: Fuck you.

by chaider August 6, 2011

Chodalicious

Definition: A short person that has extremely funny arguments with our teachers...

Chodalicious punched the teacher in the face...

by Chodie! November 22, 2011

chodacity

Of or pertaining to a chodish quality; behaving in a chode-like manner.

Dude, our professor was such a chode during critique today.
Yeah, he really brought his radical chodacity to class.

by Angry Art Student March 5, 2012

Choadmuffin

Someone with a choad and repeatedly denies it.

Dude1: Hey choadmuffin! How's it going?
Dude2: I don't fucking have a choad!

by SirOlmec March 6, 2012