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The Chinese roach

The sex act were you stick a cockroach (or any bug of your or the recipients choice) in a orifice, it oringinated in China. It’s normaly done without lube, it’s normally considered unorthodox.
Joe: “How was the Chinese roach?
Brolly: Ahh man it hurt, I felt it in my liver, we used a centipede.
Joe: Oh damn, I used a grasshopper.”
by Imaverybadperson April 10, 2019
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chinese massage

(n.) a name for sex. Chinese massages are codeword for sex and prostitution
Cody went to Stacy's house for a good ole' chinese massage.
by urbandict999 June 9, 2019
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Chinese Chili

Synonymous/slang for diarrhea, similar to making a mushroom.
Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!
by Robin Masters January 19, 2011
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chinese glasses

When you have to squint to read something.
"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "

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by Dick L. December 14, 2013
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Chinese Waterfall

When you tape you peehole shut and jerk off so the cum builds pressure in your dick and it all explodes out like a waterfall.
I shot my Chinese Waterfall 20 feet last night.
by Thikyboi December 18, 2019
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Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.
Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"
by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014
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chinese applesauce

Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce
by mudkip124 February 10, 2014
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