Chinese Candy

Pulling your extra sack skin and pinching it with your index finger and thumb and letting the excess hang over.

Mitchell:"Hungry for some Chinese candy?"
Dominic: "That's gross dude!"

by Garrettmftw February 6, 2014

Chinese Fingertrap

The act of two men pulling back their foreskins while touching tips. Once both heads come together both partners shall release the hold of their foreskins, therefor both foreskins shall come together forming an unbreakable seal.

I was late to work because i was stuck in a chinese fingertrap

by Bdog2525 November 28, 2019

Chinese Waterfall

When you tape you peehole shut and jerk off so the cum builds pressure in your dick and it all explodes out like a waterfall.

I shot my Chinese Waterfall 20 feet last night.

by Thikyboi December 18, 2019

Chinese Chili

Synonymous/slang for diarrhea, similar to making a mushroom.

Sweetheart, all that beer and liquor from last night's Superbowl Party has given my ass the Chinese Chili! You better give this car the smokey robinsons and get us home with the quickness!

by Robin Masters January 19, 2011

chinese glasses

When you have to squint to read something.

"I forgot my glasses at home and can't read this menu. Oh, it's ok I have my Chinese glasses with me! "

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by Dick L. December 14, 2013

chinese applesauce

Shitty noodles

Wow those noodles are like Chinese applesauce

by mudkip124 February 10, 2014

chinese massage

(n.) a name for sex. Chinese massages are codeword for sex and prostitution

Cody went to Stacy's house for a good ole' chinese massage.

by urbandict999 June 9, 2019