by leesdragontea January 18, 2022
Get the milf centralmug. A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
by anonymous February 26, 2024
Get the cap city centralmug. A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes
Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years
Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central
A girl got fucked on the stairs at central
Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central
A girl got fucked on the stairs at central
by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021
Get the Walled Lake Centralmug. Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.
Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012
Get the Comedy Central's Indecisionmug. Central is a word that is hard to define - what is central just is central - it is a new catchphrase used to define hot people.
by tchinarro September 5, 2022
Get the Centralmug. .
by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Get the central intelligence agency is for dean's list.mug. A server dedicated to Noragami, filled with wholesome fanatics that thirst for bones and thighs. But don't forget tha dude with the foot fetish!
Sad fellah: "Yo I'm a bit sad, haven't sleep nor had enough dank thighs for days"
Wholesome fellahs: "Don't worry, Here in Capybara Central we got you covered any day" *Big Yukine smile*
Happy fellah (Sad fellah): "Heck Y E E T my dudez, I luv u all. You all are so precious"
Wholesome fellah 1: "hugs you tight <3"
Wholesome fellah 2: "<3"
Wholesome fellah 3: "<3 Hug"
Wholesome fellahs: "Don't worry, Here in Capybara Central we got you covered any day" *Big Yukine smile*
Happy fellah (Sad fellah): "Heck Y E E T my dudez, I luv u all. You all are so precious"
Wholesome fellah 1: "hugs you tight <3"
Wholesome fellah 2: "<3"
Wholesome fellah 3: "<3 Hug"
by A fellah named Bob August 10, 2018
Get the Capybara Centralmug.