Caponi

Always negative, angry, and never likes to see the positive in what life has to offer

Joe is such a Caponi and never sees the cup half full.

by Mikey Dubbs May 25, 2019

cagonavirus

Many people responded to the CVID-19 Coronavirus by panic buying. And the toilet paper perceived scarcity became an actual scarcity. Cagon(a) is the Mexican word mean "someone who takes a lot of craps. Sometime in March, 2020 a man who not being able to find a pack of rolls of toilet paper for a few days posted on Facebook blaming all the crazy cagones and coined the term Cagon-a-virus.
Toilet paper was selling out at all stores, lines of people buying out toilet paper, price gouging online for toilet paper etc etc

The Cagonavirus outbreak is so bad I have resorted to stealing a roll from work.

by Charkhian March 13, 2020

Big Cacona

The fruitiest word ever made usually used by common americans.

Ted: BIG CACONA
Jake: See this is why I hate Americans...

by KeithM00n March 25, 2009

Kitty Cat on a Bicycle

When a girl has a surprisingly long sexual history but you wouldn't know that by looking at her.

Like a kitty cat on a bicycle, that pussy might have racked up some high mileage, but it's still pretty adorable.

I found out my bookish girlfriend was really a Kitty Cat on a Bicycle when she did that thing with her tongue.

by joefxd August 8, 2016

cajones

Although completely unrelated to cojones, it is the closest way to the best way of saying cojones, actually sounding it out is how you would say it. Ka-Jones

Yo, she's all up on his Ka-Jones (cajones)!

by pj134 January 11, 2008

f. capone

Untalented losers

I wonder if anyone notices I have an F. Caponer

by Rene Lopez March 10, 2004

F. capone

Better than NX

I touched my F. Capone today.

by Ryan Borden January 29, 2004