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Catch-22

catch-22 has 3 definitions
1. A situation where both choices would have negative impacts on oneself.
2.An excellent and witty book about WWII
3.A extremely awesome ska band.
one:Dude, what a catch-22 we're in!
two:did you read that excellent book, Catch-22 yet?
Three: Sweet man! I'm going to the Catch-22 concert this april!
by Rudycan't fail June 4, 2005
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catchin face

I was catchin face the other day from Terri. She is good at giving head.
by etnad20 April 20, 2007
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Rainbow Catcher

Similar to fag hag but nicer. Basically a girl who has an abundance of gay friends and doesnt like being refered to as the hag.
Do u know that girl who works at the bookstore? Yeah she's a rainbow catcher.
by S.arah December 14, 2006
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Catch and Release

A port-o-john user's key to survival.

The user carefully hangs several strips of toilet paper from the toilet seat into the port-o-john, creating a dangling basket, also known as the "crap trap". The user then rests his derrière on the seat and begins to void his bowels in comfort, knowing the threat of a geyser shooting straight up his mud canal has been mitigated by the hanging "shit swing". This completes the the first part of the process known as the CATCH.

After the poo purge is complete, the user then simply leans forward, allowing the basket to fall to its inevitable doom in the blue waters below, and thus completing the last part of the process known as the RELEASE.

Note: This method was created and perfected in rather austere conditions and has proven to be an invaluable tool in one's survival of plastic public toilets.
They had just emptied the port-o-let. I was in a rush but I should have used the catch and release method... When my crap hit the pool below, a minty fresh blue stream shot right up my butthole, leaving me shaking in the fetal position on the plastic floor. It was as though i had just experienced my first bout with prison sex.
by M@dm@n May 28, 2012
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Catch-a-beat

To masturbate, jack off, jack it, rub one out, rub one off, to beat it, to beat off, etc.
Tron Buckler decided to not to hang out and go home to catch-a-beat.
by Heav Notorious aka Snugs November 5, 2009
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Catch a case

A joke used for when a older guy/girl hits on someone younger than him/her
“Yo you better stop hitting on that 12 year old you 15 dude you about to catch a case
“Nahh it’s aii it’s just 2 years older”
by Lmfao.m March 4, 2019
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fly catcher

Angry snatch.

See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
I nearly lost my finger to the fly catcher.
by T. J. October 30, 2003
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