Jew Card

To lead someone on and then crush their romantic dreams because they aren't Jewish.

Boy: I like you
Girl: Ok. I like you too.
Boy: You aren't Jewish so it won't work
Girl: You just Jew Carded me.

by Blasian_Invasion November 18, 2010

Credit Card Swipe

The disgusting but funny act of someone swiping their ass crack over someones nose while they are passed out usually from to much alcohol consumption!

Bob came to our party and drank all the piss and passed out so we gave him a Credit Card Swipe!

by Fridgemusa February 21, 2006

Brown card

You still have your brown card if you are an anal sex virgin.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.

Last night I took that girls brown card.

by pink6789 February 1, 2009

Friend Card

an unspoken, unbreakable bond amongst true friends

"Hey Bri, do you want to drink tonight because we are friends in college and thats what friends do?"
"Nah man I got to study."
"FRIEND CARD!"
"Ok. Lets get ripped."

by Quazzimotto March 25, 2010

PMS card

This is the use of PMS (premenstrual syndrome) as an excuse by some women for ill-tempered behavior, usually with the audience being some guy who could not handle this kind of display..

Sherry habitually played the PMS card to account for her outbursts. She would seemingly be having two periods per month.

by eViL pOp TaRt November 11, 2010

government credit card

food stamp/medicaid card, or any other card issued by state or federal government agencies

1)i don't know how my broke ass would eat without my government credit card!

2)you need to go to the doctor? no sweat, use the government credit card

by caz money August 11, 2007

gay card

A mythical card that is used to indirectly tell someone an action or activity is not typically performed by a straight male. The card is similar to a frequent diner or buyer card where a stamp or hole punch is placed in the card and after so many punches the card is full. A Gay Card is stamped or punched when a man (usually straight) performs a stereotypical gay action such as interior decorating, color coordinating, etc. At a certain point the card is filled and the person is deemed gay.

"Dude, arranging flowers is like two punches in your gay card."

by nick_ga January 19, 2007