condom

a device not yet discovered by black people.

Trevon: Damn nigga I railed that chick last night.

Dontae: Dats wassup you use a condom nigga?

Trevon: A what?

by burrrrrrrrr8723 August 12, 2010

Condom Queef

When a man is wearing/using a condom during sexual intercourse, and then proceeds to thrust into his partner deep and hard, then when proceeding to change positions and removes his penis from the vagina, the woman then lets out a queef due to all the air that has been forced inside her caused by deep thrusting while wearing the air tight condom.

My man and I were fuckin like mad, and for once we decided to use a condom. He just kept poundin it deep and hard, we decided to change positions - he likes it from the back, but i like it on top. Shortly after changing positions this motherfucker cased me to have a Condom Queef !! I was so fuckin embarassed !

by ::samantha:: October 15, 2009

condom

1. A scabbard for the wenile, as used to stop spoimies from gettin' in the vaginus-maximus; sometimes made to fit in TO the vaginus-maximus.

2. Choo's weapon of choice, when attempting to kill me.

*Kiko wakes up in a dark cellar, tied to a chair with barbed-wire*

Kiko: H-hey!
Choo: Hello...KIKO! *lightning strikes*
Kiko: What? Hey CHOO! Get me out of here!
*Choo pulls out condom*
Kiko: Choo, no! This is too ironic!
Choo: Your death only costed 3 cents to make!
Kiko: NOOOO!
Kiko: Wait Choo; what about the chair and the barbed-wire? Surely they costed money!
*Choo gets lost in thought*
Saucer: Good try, SNEAK-O!
Kiko: Saucer?! Not you! Sneak-o?
Choo: Die, LOVER-BOY! *attempts to wrap Kiko's head in condom*
*Kiko wakes up*
Kiko: Oh, just a bad dream.
Choo, 38, wedding ring on finger: What's wrong, Kik?
Kiko: NOOOOOOOOO!
*Crypt-keeper wraps things up*

by Kiko February 8, 2004

Condomitis Interruptus

Definition 1:

Unsettling practice in which the act of placing a condom on the penis ceases to be necessary due to loss of erection. Generally brought on by anti-depressant medications, also know as SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Alternate spelling: Condomitus Interruptus.

Definition 2:

Alternate form of birth control similar to coitus interruptus without making it as far as penetration; to be anticipated occasionally by younger women consorting with older men who take SSRIs (Selective Seratonin Reuptake Inhibitors).

Definition 3:

Interruption of condom placement due to limp dick, whiskey dick, or related erectile issues brought on by excessive alcohol, stress, medications, or shock upon seeing one's partner disrobe.

Definition 4:

Safe sex due to loss of boner and subsequent loss of rubber.

"Shit, babe. You lost your hard-on again? Hey - I'm all for you feeling more upbeat about life, but I'm sick of this recurring Condomitis Interruptus."

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"Dammit Sam. How much Condomitis Interruptus do I have to put up with? You think you're depressed now? Get off the fucking happy pills or I'm leaving your sorry ass."

by BigLittleWolf August 10, 2009

Butt Condom

1. The pre-made, paper covering that bathroom stalls provide that keep your butt from touching the toilet seat.

2. A similar covering with the same purpose, but is made by the user out of toilet paper.

Man 1: "Hey, the bathroom here has pre-made butt condoms, now I don't have to worry about indirectly touching my butt with another man's butt!"

Man 2: "Nice!!"

by Noslo109 August 9, 2010

Broke boy condom

When your broke so you use a king size snickers bar wrapper that you found on the street in place of condom.

I got snicker stank dick after using a broke boy condom on my mom last night.

by U_Luv_Boobs January 30, 2019

Condom Crinkle

The sound a wrapped condom makes in your pocket when you move. The "crinkle" sound can sometimes be embarrassing, since you might think people around you know you are "carrying".

Dude, I was leaving the house to go meet my girl, and I almost got busted by my mom, I had condom crinkle.

by MadMikey May 16, 2013