fauxlice car

a car that looks like a police car but driven by a civilian

when you park in the fire lane at the wal-mart you should drive your fauxlice car

by pokeyz123 August 4, 2014

car stripper

someone who pikes metal from cars and sells it on for a profit

jakub made a profit as a polish man from being a car stripper

by jamesbond2007 October 5, 2017

car mattress

The back seat of a car covered in seamen stains and moist with vaginal secretions.

I did Debbie on the car mattress last night.

by Wafflehoff May 10, 2016

car blind

When someone can't tell the difference between a normal everyday car and a nicer, more expensive car just by looking

Friend: you like my car?
Me: ya it's cool
Friend: it's a GT-R...
Me: oh it's a nicer car!
Friend:you couldn't tell by looking
Me: sorry I'm car blind...

by xX_tigeress_Xx April 14, 2017

Car-eer

What I fucking hear students say when they mention their future career in college. Because we all know that a lucrative career leads to us to talking about our new Cadillacs to each other, how much miles per gallon they get and what-fucking-ever.

Student: "I can't wait to finish college and get a job!"

Other Student: "Yeah! We'll open the garage doors to a lucrative CAR-eer!"

by Zroogz June 6, 2018

Car hillbilly

A hillbilly who is addicted to the animated pixar trilogy Cars

I know a car hillbilly. Send help.

by Space Saturn Bitch March 30, 2021

rice car

An automobile, generally of import classification, that is souped up and characterized by use of stickers and decals that do not match any manufacturer of the car, spoilers that look like airplane landing gear, and hideous paintjobs and fart cans. See also rice rocket.

Note: rice cars may be driven by eggs or rice boys. Rice cars are not solely an Asian phenomenon.

"Check out Joe's rice car. He's got Celica lights on that shit, and that's an Acura. Look at that spoiler, too... man, that is the ugliest shit ever."

by raphael February 19, 2003