Person 1: how was your night with crystal
Person 2: you didn’t tell me her breath stank like that, and her pussy too
Person 2: you didn’t tell me her breath stank like that, and her pussy too
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one who appears to be addicted to crystal meth, however; only collects it and never uses it... or rarely uses it and turns into a complete ass.
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Get the crystal whore mug.Crystal is a shy girl. She hates public speaking. She can’t decide her sexuality. She’s very indecisive. When she gets to know someone, she will cherish them. She loves helping people. She is very talented but isn’t able to see how great she is. She is very creative and loves the arts.
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verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
verb no obj.
stimulate one's own genitals for sexual pleasure while using one's own tears for lubrication.
After Genevieve left him for a bookkeeper, Alfred's crushing loneliness led him to crysturbate until his eyes were dry and his wiener chafed.
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