Montville, Connecticut

Amish county of Connecticut

They make their own butter over in Montville, Connecticut.

by morethanlikely September 3, 2014

XB Connect

Online Crack
Games like "Everquest", (also known as never-sex) pale in comparison. Games like "Halo" can be played on this program.
Outlet for nerds to make themselves feel better by becoming self-proclaimed 1337 }-{@x0rZ.
Also a rather effective form of birth control.
And a way to ensure that your kid has something to do other than drugs.

"Heya Billy! I just hooked up your XB Connect!"
"Yeah! now I can get really stoned and play Halo all day!"
"Hmm this didn't work out the way I planned..."

Hot Girl: "hey baby, let's go bang..."
Dan: "I don't need you, i got my X box controller and my gunner seat. Vibrate: *waves hand* Gooooood" (Camp Chaos)

by ChapMelf April 16, 2004

coning

The act of placing a funnel into someone's mouth while they're sleeping, then ejaculating into the funnel.

Cone that Bitch
Ice Cream Cone
I got caught coning by my bitches

by Keaijaf Iejsa May 6, 2008

Connecticut

Success state. Get good education and grow up successful. Great hometown to people. No bad storms.

1. "I got my Masters Degree in Connecticut!"

2. "I'm an actress from connecticut!"

3. "Awww. I remember those days growing up in Connecticut. Good times."

4. "Thank goodness the storm only hit south eastern USA. Thank goodness not here."

by Snowangelsinthesummer March 10, 2011

conan o'brian

The funniest show known to mankind. Makes fun of Michael Jackson, Kirstie Ally, George Bush, Saddam Husein. You name it. This guy is the funniest man in the world, not only does he make fun of other people but himself. You can't not laugh at this guy. Especailly his Drummer Max Weinberg, when they have stare downs. Max's one liners kill me. Just watch the FUCKING show!!!

Conan O'Brian: ...and we have a wonderful show tonite, don't we Max?!
Max: uh...yeah...
Conan: Max... lay off the drugs
Max: will do Conan

by Splancer January 21, 2006

Conan O'Brien

A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.

Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.

by DAR4652 August 28, 2006

coning

1. The act of driving down a road with one hand out the window, and systematically knocking down every orange cone on the road. (a passenger's face may be substituted for the hand) 2. The suburban alternative to cow-tipping.

Hey, there's construction on 287, let's go coning.

by asupernothing May 27, 2004