quarter condom

The plastic wrapping for rolls of quarters, when found discarded in community laundry facilities they look like old condoms.

That laundry room was so filthy--the floor was covered in odd socks, old dryer sheets and quarter condoms.

by coyotemutt October 28, 2011

Face Condom

Any type of prophylactic covering placed over the face and mouth to protect you and others from the Corona virus

Dude, the corona is real, you can't board a flight without a face condom.

by Florilla June 27, 2020

Gay condoms

it in the fucking name condoms for asshloes

your an gay condoms?

who the hell are you??!

by chi-naaaaaaa December 3, 2019

Condom Break

A child who was conceived accidentally.

I hear Toby is a condom break.

by 1Step Above Trailer Trash February 22, 2017

god Condom

1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.

2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.

Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.

Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.

Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.

Mexican 2. god condom?!

Mexican1. god condom.

by The RealTruth. October 22, 2019

shitty condom

A shitty condom is one of three things.

1. A poorly made condom. One that is easy to break.

2. A condom that is covered in faeces after anal sex.

3. A shit filled condom. I'll let you work that one out.

"How was sex with Cindy last night?"

"I had a terrible case of a shitty, shitty, shitty condom. Best. Sex. Ever."

by Lord Dangleballs November 17, 2017

Used Condom

Someone as useful as a nothing

That one guy in our group is being a total used condom

by King Pigblox December 3, 2021