King of Clubs

Good father, loyal husband. The provider, master of all arts.
The best dick you can get smashed by.

Victor is such a king of clubs! He's dancing in every club i see him! Look the size of his hands

by Blackroseswif December 23, 2021

Club Sludge

The white gunk that can appear in the corners of the mouth during the latter part of a night out.

Dean: "Man Im tripping off the UVs hitting Wayne's club sludge"

by gmagic2 August 16, 2012

Club VanWieren

An underground family run gay strip club.

I blew all my child support money at Club Vanwieren

by DeathPenalty01 May 29, 2020

Pro clubs

A game mode in fifa that honestly makes you feel the need to boot 2 incest Down syndrome dwarfs down a flight of stairs just to stay sane.

When a Curtis has the ball in pro clubs you want to strangle the life out of his body.

by Your fat mother lol May 25, 2022

Club Alpha

A super lit club that you can join on Roblox! Amazing staff and music!

Club Alpha is always lit, even during a solar eclipse!

by ThatOnePerson12333 October 8, 2017

Club Murph

A gay organization where many men jerk each other off and do each other up the butt. The ring leader is also Tim Murphy. They also compare the size of there small packages.

Im going to Club Murph today.

by Tim Murphy January 8, 2005

You was at the club

Something to say when feeling eshay.

someone: what did you do today?
Me: You was at the club

by Heyitzimy March 28, 2019