chode 

ch' o' de - short blone hair

I just went to the barber, do you like my chode

chode by Anonymous February 25, 2003

chode 

it's a peice of shit that is larger than a dingleberry yet smaller than a turd

I flushed and a chode floated back up

chode by Carl Jenkins June 29, 2003

chode 

a derogatory term for someone who is unusually short, stocky and/or fat

Look at that chode! Is he an extra from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory? He could crawl up my ass and I'd never notice!

chode by StupidDummySlut April 28, 2004

chode 

a chode is nothing but a slang term for any penis.

that fucking slut douchebag huffed my chode like a side show sword swallower.

chode by christonacrutch October 24, 2004

chode 

The area of skin between a man's penis and his anus.

I think your chode is nice.

chode by Segibson June 30, 2005

chode 

1)a penis wider than it is long.
2)some one that is gay

1)tim (betts) has a chode
2) tim is such a chode

chode by sharon betts July 24, 2008

Chode 

A person who's neck is the same circumference as thier waist. Not implying overweight, just WIDE.

Origin of word use: Long Island circa 1974

"Hey John look at the guy over there. Man! he is a damn chode if I have ever seen one."

Chode by Rabdawg September 2, 2005