by cheese itsz November 29, 2023
Get the yoylecake centralmug. North Shore school in Chicago suburbs where you either know someone that’s gay or in a band, no exceptions.
WJHS KID: Hey do you know that person that is gay and in a band from central middle school?
CENTRAL KID: which one?
CENTRAL KID: which one?
by paeuganritual29 September 17, 2022
Get the central middle schoolmug. your basic racist ass country people come here. it’s musty and always stinks in the bathrooms, all the teachers suck 60 % of the people is Mexican’s and the rest is black and white, this school is hella ghetto too and half of the school are at least addicted to nic or weed. and every girl there thinks there the shit and all the boys too and yo basic edgar’s and people w mullets go here.
by urfavwhitewhore May 12, 2022
Get the harnett central middlemug. the whitest school of fort covington (literally the only school) new york. the only thing you’ll ever hear walking down the halls is white kids saying the n word, teachers completely ignoring it and kids taking pics of other kids jerking off in the bathrooms. oh the bathrooms. walking into the girls bathroom you’ll see a crowd of girls laughing with their vapes in their hands. can never pee in peace. and the boys bathroom i would imagine to be much worse. once a kid walked into class and put a peed on chromebook from the boys bathroom. the teacher touched it before being informed it was filled with pee.
by i don’t like furries July 28, 2023
Get the salmon river central schoolmug. A: Yo, I lowkey bagged this mad baddie last night.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
B: That’s cap city central. Ain’t no way my g.
A: Bruh, on god.
by anonymous February 26, 2024
Get the cap city centralmug. A pit of hell where all the coked up prostitutes go known for the unnecessary dress coding and accusing Of vaping which everyone does but can’t catch a mf for shit their one of the principals is a Dilf and the other ones look like a bald Ed Sheran and a twiggy bill nye the science guy who wears way too much off brand Versace cologne and gives off woody from toy story vibes
Northern just shit on central’s football team literally haven’t won in 3years
Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central
A girl got fucked on the stairs at central
Have u been to hell oh no u mean walled lake central
A girl got fucked on the stairs at central
by I’mnotabagofbones October 14, 2021
Get the Walled Lake Centralmug. Branding of political campaign coverage on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report mocking that used by "news" media. Another vehicle showcasing the ability of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert to confirm the mediocrity of politicians in a humorous manner that has us laughing so hard that we abandon the idea of storming Washington and state capitals nationwide with torches and pitchforks.
Comedy Central staff announcer: Comedy Central's Indecision is brought to you by Zyrtec.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
Show comes back from commercial to Jon Stewart at his desk, a raucous crowd, and the Indecision 2012 logo. Viewers nationwide are pumping their fists in the air.
JS: "Tonight, as part of our continuing Indecision 2012 coverage, Jon Doe said something unbelievably and unforgivably stupid."
TV viewers and studio audience to themselves: "WTF? Again?"
JS: "Have a listen."
Politician at press conference: "I genuinely believe David Letterman is the funniest man on television."
JS starts swelling and wheezing. "Somebody help me! I'm extremely allergic to bulls***!"
TDS Correspondent John Oliver runs onto the set. "I've got the medication Jon! Go long!"
JS gets up from his chair and starts running away from JO, who winds up and throws pill to a diving JS, who catches it, pops it into his mouth.
JO answers phone. "Who is this? Rex Ryan?"
JS: "F***! The Jets have found a decent quarterback!"
JO: "Sorry sir, but I must respectfully decline. The 4 o'clock games conflict with tea."
JS Tebows. Cue the Alleluia Chorus. TV viewers and studio audience laugh hysterically.
by hamlinfan93 November 3, 2012
Get the Comedy Central's Indecisionmug.