Fart in a can

Best thing in the world. Ever.

I went to Sainsbury's and bought a Fart in a can.

NOMNOMNOMNOM

by Bakeacakeyoudick97 December 4, 2010

mater can

A southern delinquent deragatory term used to describe the female reproductive system. Often used by hillbilly ninjas.

"It's not my fault she want's to stick my nun-chuck in her mater can!"

"Close your legs grandma, your mater can is stinking up the trailer!"

by hillbillyninja April 28, 2010

Green Can

what boongs use as a pillow after they get kicked out of the pub

eh mate, i sleeping on my green can tonight cuz.

by Anonymous October 5, 2003

shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.

1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.

by gradenigo September 4, 2013

god in a can

Meaning the Epitome of Cool

That song's like God in a can its so good

by Taco Mann October 23, 2007

Few cans?

As it says on the tin: would you like to consume a few cans of lager, cider, or otherwise? Possibly get drunk? Night after night? A heavy session indeed.

Few cans lads?

Few cans?

by mallam February 21, 2009

opening a can

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.

Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?

by David Andersen December 3, 2007