can of bisquits

The term used to describe a large woman, typically a gunt in tight jeans. The term applies to the visual of the jeans being unbuttoned and the gunt popping out like the dough in a can of store bought bisquits.

Look at that Gunt. You undo her pants and she'll pop out like a can of bisquits.

by Wango138 February 25, 2006

god in a can

Meaning the Epitome of Cool

That song's like God in a can its so good

by Taco Mann October 23, 2007

shit can

1) Noun: Navy slang (still in use) for any kind of waste receptacle.
2) Verb: Also Navy slang to dispose of anything, including figuratively (e.g. ideas, positions, persons, etc.).

Remark: Closely related to (Navy slang) "chit can", the expression for "shit can" when vulgarity might constitute a risk, z.B. in the presence of senior commissioned officers, a "chit" being any kind of form, stub, written request or permission, etc.

1) Don't throw lit butts in the shit can, you fucking idiot !
2) They shitcanned him in a hurry after he pissed drunk in the Captain's front yard.

That idea got shitcanned long ago because it was too expensive.

Remark: The chit can was full of requests for leave, that got rejected.

by gradenigo September 4, 2013

Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.

Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.

by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017

Canned Spam

NOT originally-written, lengthy compositions of drivel cut and pasted into unsolicited emails or posted to other people's blog comments sections and / or to internet forums, especially to multiple usenet newsgroups.


Canned Spam usually attempts to support scientifically or politically absurd world views.

Use:
Canned Spam is often employed by Loony Left,Wingnut, and Netkook types in the false belief that most people would believe as they do if only it could be explained properly.

Every time I post about the economy, someone posts Marxist canned spam to the comments section.

by Connan the Grammarian March 26, 2009

opening a can

the act of giving a beatdown for an undisclosed reason.

Customer: Have you seen Dave, I need to grab something?
Stephen: He's busy opening a can, can I help you with something?

by David Andersen December 3, 2007

Few cans?

As it says on the tin: would you like to consume a few cans of lager, cider, or otherwise? Possibly get drunk? Night after night? A heavy session indeed.

Few cans lads?

Few cans?

by mallam February 21, 2009