shoeless camel

a sexual act, not unlike the infamous "bangladesh bomber" or the "funnel cake" or the "potato salad" or the "algerian omelet", named for the appearance of the lady after the dirty deed.

so youre doing this girl so hard, and you surgically remove her feet and re-attach them to her back.

"Dude, you see that chick!?!? I can tell what she was up to last night; can someone say 'shoeless camel'?"

by lm ap calculus bc 2006 nate September 23, 2006

Camel Tronoserus

When a womens gooch is wet and her lips can be seen through her pants. like camel lips, but wetter and they have a pungent smell of uterus juices and quagmirric mirages displaying pictures of underwieght sausages called Gareth Lining.

"holy poop, its a camel tronoserus!!get the nam bread, were in for a long main course meal debrah!"

by joanthono willabartio mckrakfannywheey Lindsense August 15, 2006

Flaming Camel

When you are having sex and you are about to bust a nut and you pull out, light her pubes on fire and then try to put it out with your load.

I gave my girlfriend one hell of a flaming camel.

by Tyson Fernandez November 18, 2004

camel ball

Camel ball is like camel toe. It is a phenomenon that occurs when a man wears his pants too tight, and a ball, or balls, can be seen protruding from the pants.

Dude, that man's pants are way to tight. Check out his camel ball!

by Fensker May 9, 2006

camel toe

womans pussy lips so big they eat the seam of her pants.when the pants is pulled down to the knees and the pussy is still in them.

that girl's camel toe was so big it looked like two sides of beef hanging down

by randall March 21, 2003

camel tail

When a mans pants are so tight that his "organ" is forced down one side of his pants and is pressed against his leg for everyone to see.

"I had camel tail when I put on the pants for my Halloween costume of Axel Rose" at Tanja's party.

by Tyler January 16, 2005

camel-toe diva

a female teacher wearing trousers so restraining on the genitals that the full outline of vagina, and sometimes even such detail as lip spreading, is visible.

Jake: hey, mrs parkinson sure knows how to teach algebra, but by god, is she a camel-toe diva.

Gavin: i know, i can practically see the pubes on that fadge.

by jakeandjake September 30, 2008