by SexyBoyLurcher December 14, 2017
by 1337.PsychoticIdiot January 13, 2005
a kid who is in denial about his sexuality but secretly everyone knows how gay he really is. he may also say he has a girlfriend but coincidentally she has a very large penis that she (a.k.a. he) uses to stick in his butthole every night.
God your such an art willis!
by Calvinmilinokis10926485 March 21, 2011
by popcornking1811 July 02, 2012
A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"
Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"
Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"
Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"
by Ominous Dude June 25, 2010
(noun or intransitive verb depending on usage) The positioning of a woman while enjoying sexual intercourse with a man. The woman sits atop her man straddling him facing towards his feet. Needless to say the man is laying on his back facing now towards her backside. Through this process she rides him with equal dexterity as though she were a thoroughbred jocky, much like the well acclaimed Willie 'The Shoe' Shoemaker
Chris: Hey Eric so how was your date last night with Jennifer?
Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"
Eric: Cool, dinner was alright..bad wine, but the night improved because Jenny did the "Willie Shoemaker!"
by Trainher May 16, 2008
When one is so intoxicated from drinking a fuckload of sambuca that upon the act of sexual intercourse he cannot maintain an erection but says fuck it, i'l blast her with my semi anyway!
Person 1: "Last night was heavy man, did you smash that girl you went with?"
Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"
Person 2: "Man had to press that with sambuca willy! Mare!"
by knightsy February 19, 2012