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Hold the Broccoli, Bro

(in conversation) a phrase to reject someone telling you the gossip or news (of a negative connotation); antonym of “Spill the Tea, Sis
Person 1: Hey, so I’ve got some bad news…
Person 2: Nu-Uh. Hold the broccoli, bro.

Alternatively
Person 1: Yo! I’ve got piping hot tea!
Person 2: Hold the broccoli, bro. I’ve got a test in half an hour and I know whatever you want to tell me will just distract me.
by sethsdog1102 May 5, 2022
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Chicken and Broccoli

Noun. Hollywood code language for steroids, human growth hormone (HGH), or other performance enhancing drug.
Interviewer: "What did you do to bulk up for this role?"
Actor: "Worked out seven days a week and ate lots of Chicken and Broccoli."
by MatteoRyon February 29, 2024
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The New Jersey Broccoli Chop

When you begin chopping broccoli while, after, or giving a hand job.
"Oh look Eli is chopping brocc- ... never mind."
"yeah my man was bothering me so I gave him The New Jersey Broccoli Chop"
by DanteFA March 7, 2026
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When Americans are starving with Trump attacks Iran, Syria, Venezuela, Somalia, Nigeria, etc.

"The Trump Administration’s $3 Meal: ‘A Piece of Chicken, a Piece of Broccoli, Corn Tortilla, and One Other Thing’

A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla
A piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, and a tortilla
by Trump-Epstein_list_missing January 16, 2026
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