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Old Bridge High School 

A place filled with 50% of kids who care more about looks, popularity, drinking, smoking, fucking then anything else. The other 50% of the kids you'll never even hear of because all they do is study. Potheads are at a high of 1 out of every 3 people. Fights, especially girl fights, occur every month. 90% of the population is fake. Everyone wants to know eachothers business. Girls whose names start with "P" get beat up 3 times a month if ya catch my drift... Girls are easy, guys are scumbags. Its hard to find a decent significant other. Pretty girls run the school while black girls scare the crap outta them with their ghettoness. Seaside and Wildwood is where all the whores come out. Girls are gorgeous, guys are gross. No one ever likes the freshman. Cheerleaders are always the hottest sports team. demagogues are everywhere. You either are going somewhere in your life or your not.
Old Bridge High School, OBHS, Old Bridge, Ghettoness, popularity, scumbags, potheads, fights, demagogues

London Bridge 

The act of four individuals engaging in simultaneous doggy style facing each other while the penetrators high five each other.
Last night was crazy, I've never London bridged before.
London Bridge by Dirkdigler14 August 5, 2017
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ben bridge

Ben bridge is tremendously cocky
ben bridge by Funny72726 May 6, 2019

off the bridge

Out of control, outrageously fun.

See off the hook and off the chain.
off the bridge by C February 21, 2004

Golden Gate Bridge

The final battle between James Bond 007 and his psychotic nemesis Max Zorin took place on it's girders.
Witnessing all of his brilliantly laid-out plans go up in flames and his revenge plot backfiring, Max Zorin grabbed an axe, jumped from his immobilized blimp unto the Golden Gate girders, and charged the one man that ruined everything.
Golden Gate Bridge by Exor May 24, 2004

shit bridge 

"Don't ever go near the shit bridge, thats some dirty shit"
shit bridge by Tom Day September 27, 2006

London Bridge Swerve 

When you avoid someone that you know during rush hour...

Having to stop and chat to an old acquaintance / ex lover when you should be busting your arse through a rammed station in order to get to work on time, is highly inconvenient. The last thing you want to do is justify your entire existence within a 20 second window - and then nod politely whilst listening to said acquaintance / ex do the same.

The best thing to do is pretend you didnt see them. Chances are, they don't want to stop and talk to you either.
"I saw Ben today. I gave him the London Bridge Swerve."