Brandon

a huge manchild who screws you over the limit. He's such a moron, when you say fuck you to him he says thank you. All in all, he's a shit.

Oh no, here comes that shit, Brandon again

by MrrTurtle34 August 22, 2018

Brandon

He has a giant cock

Omg Brandon was so big

by Heyyy.boyyy December 6, 2019

Brandon

An amazing human being who has a large penis brandon is the best person in the entire world

Your amazing
Your a brandon

by Yourmum1019/11 August 20, 2018

Brandon

Brandon acts like he’s a jerk at first but when you get to know him he is the most amazing guy ever he is caring and sweet and if u are lucky enough to date him you better not let him go because people like him are hard to find he has an attitude sometimes but he will make sure to turn right around and apologize if he upset you he is very sporty and loves baseball and basketball he’s an awesome friend and all in all a pretty cool guy when you tell him he is amazing he dosnt believe you he is always picking out his flaws but his flaws are what makes Brandon Brandon

Girl1:Did you see Brandon today
Girl2:yeah his crush is so lucky

Girl1:yeah she really is

by @Hannah_love cats12131415 April 23, 2019

brandon

Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.

brandon is a very nice guy

by hahah71717 May 3, 2020

Brandon

Normal for some time but then as he ages gets more retarded

Drew : Have you been around brandon lately.
Hunter: Yah he seems pretty fuckin dumb.
Drew + Hunter : Laughs
Brandon: HAHA -- What?

by PhysiczTv July 24, 2017

Brandon

A dickhead that is so damn annoying,like you just want to stab him with a fork repeatedly 😤✌️

‘Hey’

‘shut tf up Brandon’

by ur gæ mom September 2, 2019