Blonde trash

A extremely shallow person or to be more detailed, anyone that uses text talk in a regular conversation, or is on Facebook for more than four hours at one sitting. Disclaimer, anyone can be blonde trash.

God, Sarah is such blonde trash, she was on Facebook for seven hours last night.

by L cars March 8, 2011

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blonde wad

an adjective describing a person who has a ton of blonde hair that can not be controlled and is homeschooled. They usually spend hours untangling it and then somehow within mintues it becomes tangled again. The word is a mixture of a dumb blonde and a clumsy blonde. It can be used in a derogatory phrase.

Charlotte: "Ugh my hair is a mess"

You: "lololol Char your such a blonde wad"

Charlotte: "Hey!"

by a.s.d.f.j.k.l.; July 5, 2012

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Blonde person

People who are dumb

Normal haired people: Ay yo is that Blonde person

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Airline Blonde

Airline Blonde - A lady that has blonde hair that is not natural, It maybe a wig or dyed, but either way.... she still has a black box...
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I was with this 'Airline Blonde' the other night, Her hair on her head was golden but she still had a black box...

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by johnparker74 September 25, 2010

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Smokey Baloney Job

Is the act of getting one's dick sucked while wrapped in Baloney or other lunch meat, just as the male reaches orgasm a smoldering cigarette is introduced to the meatus on the opening of the penis, sealing the penis shut and building up semen, which will make orgasm much more enjoyable . the step is then repeated with out the cigarette.

Lonely Man: How much for a SBJ.

Prostitute: Da fuck is that?

Lonely Man: You know a Smokey Baloney Job.

Prostitute: oh ok 50 bucks, but I got no Baloney.

Italian Butcher: It's fine you could buy some Prosciutto.

by mister4400 December 2, 2010

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