Roast Beef In a Blender

The loosest pussy around. Lips hanging out so long she has to tuck them in.

Juan: Hey Jose did you hear about Linda?

Jose: Ya, I heard she had mad roast beef in a blender!

by Daequan III March 4, 2016

Kittens in the blender

During gay sex one man is swinging around his cock while the other's cock is in his asshole.

Steve: You ready Brad , attack plan Kittens in the blender!
Brad: (smacks Steve's ass) Ok, initiate the puree.

by meatspin.fr March 25, 2017

Holiday Hormonal Blend

the rearrangement of hormones in the human body that occurs as a person anticipates the enjoyment of a holiday or vacation

Today, the students seem more distracted than usual. Well, the Thanksgiving vacation starts soon, so it must be that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

(two days before the Memorial Day weekend in the USA) I’ve got the steaks sitting in marinade, and I must say that as for myself, my brain is already soaking in that Holiday Hormonal Blend!

Q: Who are the holiday-hormonal-blend challenged?
A: Workaholics.

by Rudee May 29, 2017

Will it blend?

Trying to blend something for some reason cuz you dont have a life

"I'm finna put a blender in a blender, will it blend?

by PowdahSugah October 27, 2019

In da blender

Can’t get right

Damn es bitch just caught me up.
Nigga you in da blender foe nem

by Yaego baby October 10, 2020

babies.in.blenders

THE BEST MUTUAL EVER!! AND FRIEND!! IF U DISLIKE THEM, U HAVE NO TASTE..

"Who's the best mutual?"

"BABIES.IN.BLENDERS"

by @gayfarriepeeontiktok July 1, 2021

i.lost.my.blender.help

Very famous tiktoker

"I.lost.my.blender.help followed me on tiktok!!!"

"Omg they are famous you are so cool now!"

by anonymous July 9, 2021