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dih on the bible

When someone's pressing you and you want to tell them you're telling the truth; similar to "on god"
Person 1: "say on god you wasn't texting my girl"
Person 2: "dih on the bible bro i ain't like that"
by arcanev4 April 18, 2025
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bible muncher

-a mo'fucka who carries around a Bible all the time and spews religious nonsense

-hates gays because of their "religion"
"did see that guy bullying the gays"
"that man is a Bible muncher"
by Misspelled_Avocado December 8, 2022
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Undercover Bible

The Undercover Bible, is that sneaky Bible you expect to be on every Rednecks makeshift bookshelf. wether it be hiding Money, metal objects or a flask of Alchohol,l the Undercover Bible is perfect for hiding absolutely anything you want (bible's vary in sizes depending on stash).
Cledus: Hey Pa Susan, Sarah, Billy and Sam are Fighting over the last corn cob Again
Bobby Ray: Dont worry yourself there son, I stashed one in dat dere Undercover Bible.
Cledus: Thanks Pa, Gorsh darn i luv yoou
by SUPANINJA December 10, 2009
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The Bible of Appa

This is @vibqaisurdaddy’s spin on Christianity. He has created a new version of the Bible which instead of Jesus it is Appa (his handle) and Shadoe (Compy on tt) who has his own religion “Shadism” commonly mistaken for “Shadeism”
“Bro did you hear about that new Bible that came out called “The Bible of Appa” their beliefs are very truthful and their alter ego shadism is also very truthful
by appawitdatchoppa August 24, 2021
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The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.
Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????
by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022
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The troll bible

A Bible of compiled trolls (satirical reaction methods)written by the ghetto Jesus Savatar.
by Sav the nomad August 5, 2024
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Bible

Originally popularized by the Kardashians, used at the end of a sentence to reassure that something (usually extraordinary) is true.
"I used to eat McDonalds 4 times a week, Bible"
by Allen Tratt April 10, 2021
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