The grueling cotest involving two people weighing in, before taking shits in adjacent bathroom stalls. I cannot stress how important it is that the dumps be simultaneous. After both combatants have finished. They must examine each other's specimen and then procede to weigh again. The winner is the combatant who had the heaviest shit.
In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
In some countries battle shitting will hold up in court, such as for custody of a child or divorce hearings.
This Sunday on Pay-Per-View, Chip Brown "Streaks" will square off against Brian "The Human Corn Cannery" Harrell in a battle shits contest for the World Title. 29.99.
The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.
The over/under for betting purposes is 5 ounces.
by Jip! January 26, 2007
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watch two goats battling on youtube, substitute goats with women who are being fucked from behind, thus the battle goat.
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an exclamation of impending awesomnity, perhaps a scuffle. This has been known to be the warcry of Daving Liu and all who have seen him.
by Danny Vincent January 12, 2006
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Pwner: Yeah, doesn't matter I'll still pwn you, and you'll cry about hacks, fgt.
Pwner: Yeah, doesn't matter I'll still pwn you, and you'll cry about hacks, fgt.
by The$ypH January 31, 2008
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by John boy1979 January 16, 2009
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2. Me:I was listening to the Scandinavian Folk Metal band turisas yesterday
Friend: Really? which Album?
Me: Battle Metal, it's fucking epic
2. Me:I was listening to the Scandinavian Folk Metal band turisas yesterday
Friend: Really? which Album?
Me: Battle Metal, it's fucking epic
by Too many other names on UD January 24, 2009
Get the Battle Metal mug.The Battle of Alberta is the one-sided rivalry between the cities of Edmonton, Alberta and Calgary, Alberta. It is most famous for the battles between the NHLs Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, and to a lesser extent the Edmonton Eskimos and Calgary Stampeders.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Why is it so one-sided? Because Edmonton has consistently kicked Calgarys ass in the NHL and CFL playoffs. The Flames have yet to win a playoffs series cleanly against the Oilers, and the Stampeders are a joke compared to the crown jewel of the CFL; the Edmonton Eskimos.
Edmonton is easily the better city as well.
Edmonton always has the last laugh in the Battle of Alberta, but Calgary would kill Edmonton if it were the "Battle of the Greasiest Mullets", or the "Battle of Ugliest Chicks"...
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
Q: What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a Flames fan?
A: The bucket.
by OkeyDokey March 25, 2006
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