Playing Batman

Being very altruistic and self sacrificing.

I traded in my Trues for some Robins
He playing Batman, Fetty's gon' rob him

by Phil N. Goodman April 5, 2021

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Batman Glowing Green

The universally most common solution to a problem, the way Batman is always holding kryptonite to beat Superman. Used to take the place of a longer answer that is generally already known.

Addict: "I struggle with addiction."
Non-addict: "Batman Glowing Green."

by Dr. Mangoman April 29, 2025

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Batman

Possibly one of the best superheroes of all time

Jimbob: YO BRO U SEE THAT NEW BATMAN GAME THAT CAME OUT?
Waymandostown: WHAT! WHAT'S IT CALLED?
Jimbob: ARKHAM CITY PAL!
Waymandostown: I NEED IT

by Guy Who Tells Stuff And Such September 7, 2023

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Batman wears into his superhero suit and grabs a bottle of lotion,then he starts to masturbate and moan,he thinks of superman clapping him as he flaps his dick,he then releases the bat jizz and makes his bed wet and including his suit

Batman in his free time and he masturbates

by Guy who writes horny things August 24, 2025

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