Heartless bastard motherfucker 

This is just the worst single person you can imagine. If Hitler and Robert Pattinson from Twilight had a child. He would be a heartless bastard motherfucker. The term was originally coined by English songwriter Frank Tuner for his song of the same name. The song itself is autobiographical - however this may be him getting into the head of someone else or perhaps it represents a part of all men who are secretly heartless bastard motherfuckers in their own heads. Who knows!

Girl - 'No joke, you are actually a heartless bastard motherfucker and i hope you die'

Boy - 'And maybe I am...?'

Heartless bastard motherfucker by Superman's Dog June 1, 2009

black bastard 

a harsh black people insult, do not use unless you've been
1.kicked out of a bar
2.had your girlfriend shagged
3.had your wallet jacked
4.stabbed

1.what the fuck let me finish my drink you black bastard
2.get your cock out of my bitch you black bastard
3.gimmie my wad holder you black bastard
4.you got blood on my shirt you black bastard!

black bastard by rob sharman and gareth roberts June 5, 2005

manky bastard 

one who cannot find sufficent monetry funds to wash themselves on a regular basis,

makes use of a burn, stream as a rudimentary bath when necessary,

regularly scrounges for money from friends or passers by,

smells of nothing more than the unpleasant scent of pure dirt,

owns bright blue and orange addidas trackies from roughly 10 years ago,

etc. etc.

James Robertson, commonly addressed by "Jim".

Malcom Huston - a step or 7 beyond smelly.

person a "Did you see malcom n jim fight for a whole hour for 40p and half a twix?"

person b "no! who got the 40p and part of a twix?"

person a "jim got half a twix (for which he was very grateful) but no-one gave him 40p"

person b "..manky bastard"

P.S. Insulting as this is Jim is infact a legend. Malcom on the other hand just smells.

manky bastard by sweatyturdheed June 11, 2006

arse bastard 

Some one who is an arse and a bastard, so therefore an arse bastard

"Clive is such and arse," said Peter.
"Yeah and he's a bastard too," added Dudley.
"I think therefore he is an arse bastard," concluded Derek.

arse bastard by Dark Therapy February 4, 2009

Bad Bastard 

A Bad Bastard is a middle aged Obese Man, Who grunts and sweats alot when doing work with little physical demand. They also have areas of fat located on the back of there neck which are pure fat rolls. Bad Bastards come in various types and also have a passion for coffee and motorbikes apart from Kawasakis which are known to them as KawaCrappys. Bad Bastards make terrible jokes and pride themselves on Burping and Farting out loud no matter what the occasion. They also have distinct "M" shaped haircut with no fashion sense. Another distinct element of the Bad Bastards is singing terrible made up songs at the top of there lungs all while playing x-box. when feeling agressive, they spit and swear and talk about leaving there homes for good or beating or "banging skulls" together or shoving objects up there arses. They also like to think they have a reputation in there area. They also hate benefit scroungers

"You see that Fat Man there, He is a real Bad Bastard!"
"How do you know?"
"he farted out-loud and shoved something up his arse,"

Bad Bastard by Ian Bad Bastard August 6, 2012

drunk bastard 

An incredibly annoying person who keeps talking and won't shut up.

Dave was being a drunk bastard today.

drunk bastard by Welderman46 May 31, 2016

You Bastard

A term that Indian people frequently use when something you are in a more favorable situation than they are.

Nev: I have FIVE more classes until Spring break.
Jon: Really? All my classes are canceled tomorrow.
Nev: You bastard.

You Bastard by awaka April 11, 2009