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bar-hands

hands that have become swollen in the knuckle area due to heavey drinking and smoking, may have acrylic nails, tend to be manly.
"I noticed her bar-hands while she was showing me a diamond ring, must spend a lot time in seedy places."
by DBrowning May 23, 2007
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raping the bar

similar to dine-n-dash but at an establishment that serves only, or mostly, alcohol
raping the bar is just as much an offense as dine-n-dash or shoplifting, so don't be surprised if you get busted
by Sexydimma March 11, 2015
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Bar fruit

An array of disgustingly slimy limes, lemons, cherries, celery, olives and so forth, marinating in a brine of watery acidic juice with discarded pennies, burnt matches and bacteria from filthy hands, in plastic bins with flip tops. These are found by the waitress station at any watering hole or dive bar in most of the world where alcohol is served.
Never, ever, allow a cocktail waitress to serve you a drink garnished with any sort of bar fruit.
by KImCobain March 12, 2015
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bar fly

He was no bar fly but he did have had an awful lot of alcohol at his house.
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Quad Bars

The 2mg XanaX "bars". They have 4 little sections on them.
Good lord, i took 5 Quad Bars last night and fuckin slep for 22 hours straight.
by Clifto March 25, 2004
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Bar Martyr

A person, commonly found in a bar, who frequently engages the most clearly damaged individual in the room despite warnings or signs of any kind. This term was coined by Florida singer/songwriter Michael J Weiss in his song entitled "Bar Martyr." This song tells the story of a situation involving the original Bar Martyr and his attempt to get the attention of a clearly intoxicated and crazy individual.
A Bar Martyr would ignore all warnings and attempt to pick up the easiest prey in the bar simply because it's the path of least resistance. For this person to be a true Bar Martyr, the reasons and warnings not to do so MUST be overwhelming.
by pyrat May 2, 2009
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catch a bar

When your cell phone doesn't have reception and you walk around (with purpose) to obtain the necessary signal to make your phone work.
Hold on a sec, I can't hear you. I need to catch a bar
by Carinly October 1, 2010
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